Phenomenal Swag: NBA skateboard, yo

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October 22, 2009

Trey Kerby of The Blowtorch searches high and low across the Internet for NBA-related goods you never knew you needed. You know, phenomenal swag. Email Ball Don’t Lie any relevant products you find here.

When I’m bustin’ indy nosebones and throwin’ method airs at my local SP (that’s skatepark in sk8r terms, obvi), I see a lot of bustas with wackness-styley NBA decks. I get super aggro when I see these imitation decks on my half-pipes and grindrails. So not fetch. For reals.

Then I decide, "Yo, I’m gettin’ major air, son" and dazzle all my sk8r friends with my authentic NBA deck. You can tell it’s legit just by peepin’ the N-B-A letters.

When my bro "Rich_Boy" sold me my deck from Zazzle he said it was, "A cool skateboard for NBA fans. Any team — you will like it. Trust me this will make everybody want your skateboard. Classic board." Dude was serious.

Next day, I’m down at the SP, grabbin’ air and these bozos are all like "I want your skateboard, broseephus!" So I’m all, "Pssht. Whatevs."