Phenomenal Swag: David Robinson ‘Command Force’ t-shirt

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September 21, 2009


   

Trey Kerby of The Blowtorch searches high and low across the Internet for NBA-related goods you never knew you needed. You know, phenomenal swag. Email Ball Don’t Lie any relevant products you find here.

Sometimes I see something on the Internet that I know needs to be widely disseminated. That’s what being a tastemaker is all about, after all. (I am not a tastemaker.) But sometimes, I see these things and I don’t know how to convey just how amazing a certain something is. Take this David Robinson t-shirt for example.

Yeah, I could tell you that the quote ("You can dribble too much, you can shoot too much, you can even pass too much, but you can’t rebound too much.") is hilarious because it means you’re wearing a shirt about rebounding. I could mention that the print on this thing looks like someone designed a ’90s effects pack for Photoshop, then used every single one of those at once. I could even have a go at the tag that says this shirt is going to have irregularities because your shirt is "one of a kind."

All that’s well and good, but I think the best part of this shirt, which is clearly the best shirt in the world, is that it’s designed by Magic Johnson and is selling for $99.99. Because what’s been missing from all of our lives is the chance to dress like Magic Johnson for too much money.

Ball Don’t Lie’s Swag Rating: Four Muggsy Bogues …  

via Carles, the Internet’s biggest Spurs fan

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